Friday, November 13, 2009

Who would win a fight between Ken Shamrock and a baboon?

If Shamrock is The World's Most Dangerous Man how would he fare outside his own species? Baboon would be muzzled to stop him spitting the gum-shield..

Who would win a fight between Ken Shamrock and a baboon?
the baboon is stronger than a man. even a steroid freak would be ripped up. the baboon is pure killing machine and even if muzzled to stop biting it would pull kens arms out of the socket. grappling works against human physiology, but a baboons body dynamics differ from a humans, so the sinew and tendons have different attachments and the muscles are more dense and they have none of the weaknesses that are utilised while grappling and controlling joints. they are very powerful animals. the only reason we are their only true predator is because we shoot them, not wrestle them into submission. they are hunted by leopards, but a small group of baboons can kill the leopard. a big group of men (without weapons) would get wasted.
Reply:I don't know, tell me if you won after you fight shamrock.
Reply:well, i want to say ken





but





if the baboon started making snide comments and disrespecting ken in public and ranted to magazines about how he's going to beat ken and what a big baby he is..





i'm sure the baboon would be able to get under ken's skin and in his head enough to throw ken off his game..





ummm.. just like that other baboon did in october...





kenny, man.. remember.. sticks and stones!?!





~*winkz*~
Reply:Who is Ken Shamrock and would we be able to tell who was who once they got inside the ring?
Reply:A baboon...when is the last time shamrock beat anyone?


Baboon by ground n pound! then ken will want 2 more rematches b/c he will complain the fights were stopped premature.
Reply:Your mom!!!
Reply:Kenny all the way!
Reply:The baboon could mortally wound you, I don't think you would want to mess with one of those things. I've seen the teeth of a baboon, not pretty.
Reply:baboon by armbar...you heard right.
Reply:The baboon -- Shamrock is getting old and would probably not take the fight seriously.
Reply:Maybe the baboon, if it just attacked him. I mean, anyone would be taken aback by a baboon attack. But, if they were put in a ring, maybe Shamrock could poke him in the eye. But, baboons have a higher pain threshold, more strength (apes are crazy strong), and he would actually be thinking of how to win, sometimes thinking slows you down. I think the baboon could kick his ***.
Reply:HAHAHA.........I WOULD BET MY MONEY ON THE BABOON !
Reply:Didn't he alreayd fight a babbon, you know that subhuman guy named Ortiz. And though I have been disappointed three times already, I would still like to see Ortiz get his *** kicked. But then again I'll see that Dec 30th.
Reply:That's a weird thought
Reply:Ditka would win just by name alone


Da Bears
Reply:Tough question. Are we expecting the baboon to conform to UFC/MMA rules or is Ken going Jungle/Tarzan style.





The baboon would be hard to catch and hard to knock out but would do much damage.





I will say the baboon because Ken would simply get tired of chasing it.


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